We're
No Angels
(1955), 106 min. color
"We're No Angels" is a delightful and entertaining comedy based on a
popular French play by Albert Husson called "La Cuisine des Anges"
(Cooking with Angels). In 1953 the play opened on Broadway as "My 3
Angels," and then in 1955 the story was brought to the big screen and
the title changed to "We're No Angels." The film stars Peter Ustinov,
Aldo Ray, and Humphrey Bogart (in a rare comic role). Also appearing
of course is Basil Rathbone, in the minor but crucial role of Andre Trochard.
Ustinov, Bogart and Ray play three convicts who have escaped from Devil's Island on Christmas
Eve, 1895. Needing to hide from the police in town until they can get to a
Paris-bound ship in the harbor, they volunteer to fix the roof of Mr.
Ducotel's shop. They also intend to steal from the shop and the family after dark and make their getaway. Mr.
Ducatel naively tells his wife, "I'll say one thing for crooks --
they'll give you an honest day's work."
From the roof the three convicts overhear family discussions and
learn of their financial difficulties and the daughter's failing romance.
The convicts grow to like the Ducotels and none of them want to steal from the family.
They help out in the shop and give love advice to daughter Isabelle. The
Ducotel family likes the three and invite them to Christmas dinner. Mr.
Ducotel even gives them each a gift of money!
| Albert: |
"If only they didn't trust us!" |
| Jules: |
"It isn't fair. Here we are, three
desperate criminals, who will stop at nothing to escape from
Devil's Island, and we have to fall in with NICE people." |
| Joseph: |
"You guys act like you don't want to cut
their throats." |
| Jules: |
"Well, speaking for myself I'd just as soon
not." |
| Albert: |
"After all, it might spoil their
Christmas." |
| Joseph: |
"I don't care how nice they are, they're
not going to soften me up. We're escaping, and this is our only
chance. We came here to rob them and that's what we're gonna do --
beat their heads in, gouge their eyes out, cut their throats -- as
soon as we wash the dishes." |

Fortunately, Andre Trochard (Rathbone) arrives from France -- a thoroughly unlikeable Ducotel
cousin who not only has money, but also a passport and return boat ticket!
Trochard is accompanied by his nephew Paul, the young man who jilted Isabelle.
Paul turns out to be as greedy and selfish as his uncle. The three convicts
gleefully anticipate robbing the Trochards.
Andre
Trochard owns the shop run by the Ducotels and, suspecting his relatives of
embezzlement or incompetence, he insists on inspecting the financial records immediately. The three convicts
want to help the Ducotels, so Joseph plans to "doctor" the books
to show Trochard that the business makes a profit. But cousin Andre takes
the books before Joseph has a chance to fix them.
Trochard tells Isabelle to forget about Paul, since she is not good
enough for him. When Isabelle calls Trochard "wicked," he
replies "Your opinion of me has no cash value."
Albert, one of the three convicts, has with him his poisonous pet snake
Adolf, which he keeps in a small basket with a handle. When Trochard sees the
basket, he thinks that the convicts are stealing something from the shop, so he
takes the basket. They warn Trochard not to open the basket, but he pays no
attention to them and takes the basket to his room. A few minutes later, the
convicts find that Adolf has bitten Trochard and he is dead. But Adolf has
disappeared, and the three convicts cannot leave a poisonous snake in the house.
Jules quips, "He's probably recuperating somewhere. After all, he bit
Trochard -- he'll die without the antidote." Mr. Ducotel is not
sorry about his cousin's death. "He had a number of good points, I'm sure.
I just can't think of any."
Joseph forges Andre Trochard's signature to a will leaving
everything to the Ducotels. Discovering the will, Paul destroys it so that
he can inherit all. "Sentiment has no cash value." As Paul is
going through his uncle's pockets, he finds Adolf, with deadly
consequences.
The doctor who comes to the house to sign the death certificate is
perfect for Isabelle, so all ends well for the Ducotel family and the three
convicts say goodbye. Instead of making their escape, however, the convicts
decide to return to prison!
Rathbone plays the villain to perfection, but his appearance is brief and the role is not very challenging to Rathbone's talents. The other actors also contributed fine performances, making this a very enjoyable film.
We don't see any of the swashbuckling sword fights which Michael Curtiz
handles so well, yet his expert direction is evident in the pace of this
film. It never lingers too long in one scene, but moves along swiftly to
the next.
Facts about Devil's Island:
Devil's Island was a French penal colony in Guyana, in use from 1852 to
1946. It is the infamous disease-infested hell-hole
from which Papillon* escaped, and definitely not the kind of place anyone
would voluntarily return to, having once escaped. At least a dozen films
have been made in which the plot takes place on Devil's Island, and most
of those depict the horrors of the prison, horrors which included
starvation and torture. Some criminals were permitted
to work in the colony, which would explain why, in "We're No
Angels," neither the Ducotel
family nor customers that come to the shop seem surprised that three
convicts are working there. Paroled convicts would also work to earn their
passage home.
*"Papillon" was the nickname of Henri Charriere, whose story was
told in the 1973 film "Papillon" starring Steve McQueen.
The 1989 movie "We're No Angels" starring Robert
DeNiro and Sean Penn seems to be only loosely based on the 1955 film. The
plot is very different, and the film does not advertise itself
as either a remake of the 1955 film or a film based on a play by Albert
Husson.

Aldo Ray, Peter Ustinov, and Basil Rathbone
See Page Two for more pictures from "We're No Angels"
Cast
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Credits
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Humphrey
Bogart........................Joseph
Aldo Ray........................................Albert
Peter Ustinov...................................Jules
Basil Rathbone.............Andre Trochard
Joan Bennett..................Amelie Ducotel
Leo G. Carroll......................Felix Ducotel
John Baer..........................Paul Trochard
Gloria Talbott................Isabelle Ducotel
Lea Penman.........................Mme. Parole
John Smith...................................Arnaud
Louis Mercier..............................Celeste
George Dee.............................Coachman
Torben Meyer..................Butterfly Man
Paul "Tiny" Newlan...........Port Captain
Ross Gould................................Foreman
Victor Romito..........................Gendarme
Jack Del Rio.............................Gendarme
Joe Ploski.................Customs Inspector |
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Production
Co. ....................Paramount
Producer..............................Pat Duggan
Director...........................Michael Curtiz
Screenplay............Ranald MacDougall
(based on a play by Albert Husson)
Cinematographer..............Loyal Griggs
Editor.............................Arthur Schmidt
Music Composer...Frederick Hollander
Art Directors.........................Hal Pereira
....................................Roland Anderson
Set Decorators.....................Sam Comer
.........................................Grace Gregory
Special Effects...............John P. Fulton
Costume Design.................Mary Grant
Make Up.....................Wally Westmore |
Images on this page and page two are from the film
"We're No Angels", copyright 1955 by Paramount.
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